..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Your dad touched me again.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
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