ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I need to calm my uterus...
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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