Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
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My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
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GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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