I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
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If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
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and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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