mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
i drank out of a bidet.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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