Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
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we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
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Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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