Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
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SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
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I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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