There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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