Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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