Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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