i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
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She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
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Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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