he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
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