Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
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i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
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I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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