I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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