Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
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I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
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I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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