got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
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don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
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It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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