Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
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The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
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did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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