idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Everyone says I win the strip club
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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