So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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