Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Randomize
