There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
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