One girl and one boy is just not enough.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
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His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
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I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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