You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
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the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
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Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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