I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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