I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
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just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
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I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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