If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
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