That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
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I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
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alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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