that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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