so explain again why im purple
no
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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