I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
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so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
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I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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