is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
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