Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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