grandma shit on top of the toilet
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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