I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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