one word: firstdatebathroomanal
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
Randomize
