Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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