I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
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The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
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If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
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