When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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