my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
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Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
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God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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