O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
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What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
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Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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