i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
My bed smells like the plague
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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