your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
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The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
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the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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