Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Welp...herpes.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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