i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
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You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
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my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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