He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
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his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
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You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
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