Cold hands, warm shart.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Randomize
