Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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