Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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