he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
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Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
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the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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