The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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