Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
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im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
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My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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