So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
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It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
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I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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