i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
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Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
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The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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