Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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