Do you still have your period?
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
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