He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
So squirting runs in the family.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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