And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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